A new chapter begins
*falls over and dies*
alright who the FUCK photoshopped this i swear to god if you are fucking with me i will cry
IF THIS IS A JOKE IM NOT LAUGHING
My dick got simultaneously hard and soft
You can’t hurt my feelings like this!
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
I just watched my first episode of Sherlock and I’ll be totally honest:
Sherlock Holmes is absolutely insane. He’s erratic and rude and I’m sure I’d want to wring his skinny little neck if I spent more like 5 minutes with him.
But I am madly in love with him.
that’s it. that’s the fandom.